Fun & creative SEO copywriting written by a
Melbourne-based Monstar

Cutting through the crap to create copy that converts


Does your SEO web copy and blogs smell like stinky brain farts? You’ve blurted out crap into the online world and thought, ‘That’ll do’. And for a while, it did. But now you’ve realised that SEO copywriting and blogs are vital to convert more traffic and grow your business.

Working with established business who aren’t afraid to have a little fun (let’s keep it real), my SEO web and blog copywriting skills are second to none. For the past 7 years, I’ve perfected the art of copywriting, learning from the best.

My specialty lies in creating chatting, humorous copy that doesn’t stink (coz your brain farts will never smell like roses). I put your personality back into your business, find your voice and make your customers fall in love with you (in a totally non-creepy way).

Join my Monstar mission today. Let’s rid the world of crap copywriting and create smiles across the world.


Copywriting Portfolio 
Check out my copywriting work

Website Copywriting
Witty copy that makes people read on

Blog Copywriting
Engagingly fun content that begs to be shared 

Virtual Assistant Services

With a huge network, you’re totally covered

In the copywriting world, there’s no room for imposters. 

Half-arsed is not an option for me. So I learn from the best and love learning new skills to enhance my copywriting.

The talented Bernadette Schwerdt taught me the art of copywriting and is still my mentor. Love her to bits.

Curious about LinkedIn, I completed the LinkedIn for VAs Program. I highly recommend the LinkedIn Demystifier, Jo Saunders.

I owe my enhanced SEO skills to the brilliant Kate Toon’s Recipe for Success eCourse.

And finally, the amazing Rosie Shilo of Virtually Yours who has been my business mentor since I was a newbie.


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Reach new heights in your business by fixing your stinky, crappy copy.

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Monique saw my vision

I was referred to Monique by another VA and I'm so glad I followed the recommendation! Monique saw my vision and understood the feel I wanted my copy to have. I can't wait to partner with her again soon.

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